Me vs Sister America

This was a little doodle i did after reading Scandanavia and the World by Humon. Apparently most countries stereotype american women as Paris Hilton clones. its very sad really. the character on the right is Humon's Sister America and on the left is myself representing the USA. Sister America and i would not get along so well. I have a feeling that here we are probably saying someting along the lines of
SA- "look how small your boobs are! pathetic"
Me- " a least mine are real you Silicone Barbie Doll!"

Again Sister America does not belong to me. She is a character created by Humon